Ewwwwww!

I dropped butter, or more correctly Margarine, on my pants.

Right on my crotch.

We ordered food today at work. I had ordered a bagel toasted w/ butter on the side. The butter had melted and as I opened the tiny container - it spilled on my pants.

I am such an idiot!

So right now, I have a scarf over my neck going all the way down - to cover my suspicious looking crotch!

How do I do these things?