Stupid me.

I walked from home to the bus stop.
Got on to the bus.
Got off the bus.
Walked from the bus to work.
Took the elevator
Walked into work
Worked for an hour
Talked to my co-worker in her office

All with my fly open.

Ever done that?



Luckily, my top is sort of long enough to cover it. But still.

Embarrassed!

(Caution-this story might not make much sense!)

Okay so yesterday, while cleaning up I put a few things away...one of them was a book. I took the book and put in our 'adult box' due to the contents of the book.

A few minutes later all I could hear is whurring. It was all over the bedroom. I did not put two and two together. J called the neighbour to ask if it was the same at her place - she said no. I then called the landlord thinking that there was something on the roof.
He came by said no. I was wondering what was it.....

He came by again and found the box buzzing. Same box with the book in it. Turns out, when I put the book in - the vibrator started buzzing and I didnt realize it at all. I realized what it was - asked him not to open the box and that I now knew what it was.

Okay I felt like a fool. I have had a few of those moments where you just feel plain stupid. That was one of them. My landlord thought it was funny.

J comes home from wherever and I tell him what happened. Now, important note - I was left red-faced in front of my landlord who is a guy and I dont know him all that well. J wasnt there. Anyhoo, I tell him and he is like - we have to move. He is like 'oh my god, I am embarrassed. Landlord will think I am impotent (which is of course not the case) and I can face him. We have to move' I talked him out of it for the time being. But as a guy what would you think?

Also, now I have to exclusively deal with the landlord. J made me promise - that since it was my fault - which it was - I will have to directly deal with him. J will never talk to him. Which is fine by me. I am shameless that way....or when you have been humiliated so many times in front of anyone and everyone you know - you just dont care about these little things.....

I just dont think its fair. If anyone shd feel red-faced and embarrassed it shd be me. Do you agree?

Keep in mind that this one side of the story. I am sure J has a good reason - but still.....

I am such a dork!